Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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