i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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