just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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