they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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