THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
These tits shall not be calmed
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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