Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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