I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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