I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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