all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
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I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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