Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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