ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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