i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
