god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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