Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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