I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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