i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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