Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
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