i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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