ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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