Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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