Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
