Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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