I wanna bring you to show and tell
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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