So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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