at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
29 “I’m Getting Old” Moments
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
19 Worst Song Lyrics of All Time
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.