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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  summer is not the time to consider going full bush.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  So can I buy you a drink sometime?

  (206): View more from Washington

  Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...

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• (210): View more from Texas

  He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one

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