You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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