It's Friday. Sex?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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