google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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