Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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