just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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