hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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