But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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