How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
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great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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