also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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