We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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