YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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