I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
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I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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