He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
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40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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