It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
No subtext here. People are naked.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You're a waste of cheezeits
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
My penis needs a shock collar
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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