I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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