The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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