Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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