We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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