Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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