It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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