pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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