I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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