bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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