i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
All the doctor said was why
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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