Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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