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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just took my morning after pill in the library
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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