Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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