I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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