Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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