Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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