is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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