Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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